Men's Burgundy Dress Pants
Our burgundy men’s dress pants are a unique addition to your wardrobe. Their rich and vibrant color can be coordinated with a variety of looks and their versatile cut and fit can be used for both business and casual wear. These slacks are crafted from a polyester-rayon blend for a comfortable result. Browse our selection of belts and handkerchiefs to see how you can coordinate these pants with a full ensemble.
- Color : Burgundy
- Flat front / unhemmed for easy customization
- Two front slant pockets
- Two back pockets with button closure
- Belt loops
- Zipper fly with hook and eye
- Machine washable / dry clean recommended slacks
- Lined through the knee
- 65% Polyester 35 % Rayon
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